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since i could no longer resist. November 29, 2008

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i have fought it for two years now… but with some shame, i must admit that during thanksgiving break, i finally succumbed.

she’s in skinny jeans people and NO, they do not actually make you look skinnier. just your ankles.

so hooray for skinny ankles and for letting your skinny-jean-hating-devotee-self be worn down as you stand by and watch as one by one those you hold dearest, give in without remorse.

crap. i can’t believe that i let the fashion market redefine what i actually consider wearable. they are so relentless. i guess it happens to the best of us? i do have my limits… (cough cough, fake throat clearing, ’summer’)

but my skinny jeans? they’re just so darn cute.

 

st. alice. November 26, 2008

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today shlomy and i decided to go up to the mountains for the day and do a “beginners hike” on st. mary’s glacier. notice the contradiction/oxymoron in that sentence? “beginners hike on a glacier”… that’s as nonsensical as double bacon cheeseburger loving vegan. yah, doesn’t work… at all. so we started up hill feeling slightly drunk on account of the elevation gain, stopping occasionally for hydration breaks to curb the tipsy. once we got the the base of st. mary’s we strapped on the snow shoes and started out, making a horizontal trek across the glacier. problem number one: this is when i noticed the paw prints. “shlomy! there are polar bears here! do you see these paw prints!? those are polar bear paw prints for sure!!” raaaachel (placating voice) those aren’t polar bear prints!” “omigosh, they totally are!” i explained to him about how once on national geographic i saw a special on polar bears where i learned that if you actually see the polar bear and the polar bear sees you, you are basically already a dead man. we were wearing bright colors so we would be dead for sure.

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(this is where shlomy is literally asking me if i am really sure that i want to admit that i actually thought there were polar bears in colorado…i matter of factly inform him that i have no shame when it comes to my blogs, not only that, but if my friends who read my blog can ask about the possibility of foot transplants or pretzels being made of vegetables, than i am quite sure that i have nothing to fear in being myself here).

but back to the glacier.

problem number two. so there shlomy and i are trekking across the glacier, and i am pooped, and as much as i want to make it to the top, i also don’t care about getting to the top, because i really just want to get back to the car and blast the hot air and take off the heavy boots that are strapped to my feet, and bust into that sweet sweet chocolate… but that said, shlomy so enthusiastically states, “we got this far, we can’t turn back now! hey, rae are you tired, wanna stop?” yah, err. uh-huh. i’m supposed to answer that, how? yah, that’s what i thought…we kept trekking.

however, it was not too long before i am realizing that actually, this glacier seems really steep. like really steep. maybe it happened when my foot slipped, maybe it happened when i realized i had my hands in front of me, and with my hands in front of me, i was actually touching the glacier, maybe it happened when i turned around and realized if i actually fell, i might die. and if i didn’t die, i would be writhing in pain. writhing.

at this point, the panic began to set in, and when i say that panic ’set in’ it actually sounded something like (g rated), “i’m going to diiiiieeeeeee… freaking freak freak freak! i’m in colorado on a glacier and i’m going to diiiiiiieieeee!!! i don’t want to diiiiieeee!!! i haaaatttteee you!!!! this was sooo stupid!! we’re going to diiiieeee!!”

so yah, we didn’t die. we made it down okay, and my dreams of warm cozy car, and yum chocolate, and free feet were eventually realized.



 

rachel gets embarrassed. merry christmas. November 22, 2008

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top three recent embarrassing/awkward moments – merry (early) Christmas, may my utter frazzeledness, clumsiness, and nerdiness help boost your self esteem today.

3. “please insert your whole foods validated ticket… .. . please insert your whole foods validated ticket… .. . (me shuffling around in my bag) …please insert your whole foods validated ticket… .. .  (still shuffling, the line of cars behind me is slowly getting longer) …please insert your whole foods validated ticket… .. . please inserrr— (sweet!) … BZZZT.”  (not a good sound)

like a broken record, yes, exactly like a broken record, the validated-ticket-taking-machine requested my little yellow slip, over, and over, and over, and over again. the cars were piling up, and… omigosh did someone just honk at me? they totally did. hold your freaking horses, i’m looking… somewhere nusteled between the tempeh and the bar of dark chocolate, i see it. “I have a golden tiii—cket” i want to sing- but what’s this? Kumbocha leaking out onto it?! Crap! Can somebody please tell me how, from the distance between the cash register and my car, my ticket became so destroyed that it looks as if i picked, no, scraped it up from the wet dirty sidewalk. Owell, i shove it in the slot anyway. “BZZZT!!!” I half expect the recording to yell at me, “You inserted a crappy whole foods validated ticket, looser!”

but instead the machine spits the ticket back at me and  glares the words “INVALID”… i hear another ‘honk’ somewhere behind me… i wonder what mr. impatient-honking-driver wants me to do?… drive through the gate bar and peel away from whole foods like some criminal escaping the scene of the crime?  i think not. finally the attendant looks up from the novel he seems to be so engrossed in, and comes to my rescue. he takes one sympathetic look at  me, then one look at the ticket, raises and eyebrow, and pushes the button.

i peel away.

just kidding… (about the peeling away part), however, the eyebrow thing, you know the thing i’m talking about, right? it keeps happening to me.

2. “ohhh racheeeel”, this is how the sweet lady at the desk calls my name when she wants me to do something for her, “could you take this patient to room 19?”  “certainly.” okay, so i don’t have much experience pushing wheel chairs through crowded hallways that are being remodeled, but whatever. it’s what volunteers in the ED are supposed to do. i retrieve mr. so-and-so from the waiting room and wheel him through the ED to room 19. About five feet into the ordeal, “BAM!” damn. i just rammed a sick patient’s foot rest into the leg of a hospital bed.

‘oops’ i giggle and smile innocently. ’sorry. good thing you didn’t visit the emergency department for your foot. you okay?’ he nods and smiles, his daughter however, you guessed it, raises her eyebrow.

ladies and gentlemen, a future nurse, oh and this is the place i’m hoping to get in to. good one. hope she’s not related to someone on the admissions committee.

1. this happened a few months back, but when i think about it, it still cracks me up. so i’m making the long drive back to tacoma… what else is there to do but play music really loud, sing really loud, and talk on the phone. i had this earpiece for cell phoning/driving and it had a few buttons i was unsure about, but anyway, so there i was singing ‘i have a golden tiiiicket!’ (just kidding), and i’m kind of holding the wire of the cell phoning/driving thing and i am randomly pushing the little buttons while i sing. i mean, how could you not!? they are so small and mysterious. anyways, so a few minutes later my phone rings…

“alllo?!” “hi rachel… er… ummm.. uhhh… did you know that you just called me and you were singing? (chuckle, chuckle)” “what me!? yes, err yah, uhhh, how did you- ohhhhhh… err. yah. i like that song. ” i am feeling sheepish at this point, and i just know that jenni is standing there- yes… probably raising an eyebrow (or laughing at my nerdiness).

for the record, i still sing loudly in my car. however, i always, and by always, i mean, i always make sure to never ever touch the little buttons that will call you.

hey! did you just raise your eye brow at me? you better not have…

 

exercise….good. November 20, 2008

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i feel that aching in my fingers again that tells me it’s time to write.

most times my blog is all written in my head before i type it out… which explains the occasional missing word in my sentences. however, other times, i just feel the need to write even though my brain is mostly void of anything particularly interesting. part of that need to keep writing though, has to do with the fact that i know i need to keep the creative side of my brain exercised  because my frontal lobe as of late, has been working out pretty hard with non stop chemistry equations, physiology, microbes and the like. i’m afraid of getting brain-flab in my parietal lobe.

nice way to start a blog, huh? maybe i shouldn’t tell you which kind of blog you are embarking on…. owell, i guess i’m about to give it away.

since this blog happens to be a product of the latter- my need to keep my brain fit and trim, i came up with some topics:

here are my top three

#1. please god, save me from the caddy nurses! or (adventures in volunteering in the ER)

#2. why vegans don’t get tone!(?) or (me, tofu, ellipticals, and love-handles)

#3. saturday is only three days away! or (i’m looking forward to the weekend like a 10 year old looks forward for christmas, the easter bunny, and the tooth fairy- combined.)

lets see… number one is pretty interesting, however, i think i need to endure and collect more hurled or ‘undiscreet-discreet insults’, before i can ask god to rescue me.

number two would start out funny, but it’s kind of anticlimactic. i think i could say it all in my alternate title anyway. i’m sure you get the gist.

number three? super exciting for me, not so much for you. i shall refrain.

i did ponder dedicating a whole blog to sabrina, in which i would tell her all the wonderful reasons that she should move to portland. this however… wait. maybe this is good. because in all actuality, if you are reading my blog, then you are definitely someone i’d be happy to share a city with so it’s relevant to you too, and also, i would like to finish this blog soon because i am tired! this is what i so fondly refer to as “the lazy workout”

“sabrina, or you, but mostly sabrina, because i know that you probably have no interest in living here”

here are at least 10 reasons you should move to portland.

1. rachel is here. and she is super fun, and also she loves you.

2. a semi street block of vegan-ness.

3. veganopolis

4. bikes.

5. getting lost in powells.

6. the willamette at sunset and sunrise.

7. mt  hood, right over there-(pointing east).

8. cannon beach right over there- (pointing west).

9. erath winery. who knew!?

10. stumptown. bzzzzz.

do consider friend. the pnw misses you very much. plus who else is gonna hike with me in the freaking winter and eat lots and lots of gluten free vegan brownies and get lost in powells and like it!? a bri!

 

springs shaped like ?question marks? November 12, 2008

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i recently had an “ahha” moment. have you ever had one of those revelatory experiences where you read, saw, or heard something, and all of the sudden that something clicked? sometimes these “ahhha moments” are painful, sometimes they are affirming and good. every time, i think they are necessary…and it’s our response that makes them matter.

few people, i think want to classify themselves as one of “those people“. that is, unless one of “those people” happens to be amazing… however if the tone is, “those people,” (and i think you know the tone i am referring to) you most likely don’t want to be lumped in with them.

i started reading this book, it’s called “velevt elvis”, weird title, i know. the book is good though. i had scarcely finished chapter one, and it happened…. i realized it. i was one of those people.  these moments are strange, and they are strange because ‘those people’ are always them, and never us. or to personalize it, they are always you and almost never me. i can be lumped into the group of people that the author was talking about, and these groups of people are not people i want to be lumped with.

the thing is, the author was talking about faith and bricks and trampolines, sort of. and i realized that i am a person whose faith is built on bricks. initially this sounds all good and well…solid. however… i’m getting older..  life is moving by me, past me, and along with me. life is teaching me a lot. and reluctantly, i am learning. i say reluctantly, because some of the things i’ve learned, make me wish i could be more naive.

but i digress. so back to the bricks and trampolines… oh, and i apologize to the author because i am adding a bit of my own interpretation and experience the matter of bricks and trampolines.

here is what i’ve been learning…

faith built on bricks sounds great, does it not?  we get our mortar put in a mold, let it dry, and pop it out… this perfect rectangle of solidarity. then, we build on it, carefully placing every piece in so it fits perfectly. i remember in jerusalem where they were building a new wall made of old bricks. the bricks were numbered, because they had a perfect place where they fit in, everything would work, so long as the right brick was in the right spot. and so it goes, brick after brick, taller, wider, and symmetrical.  we like that our faith can be so systematic because it’s comforting somehow. we want it to be concrete. but is it really? what is it that brings us security in faith? systematics? formulas? academics, and perfect answers? what happens when an old brick is not numbered? what happens when someone knocks one of my bricks out of my wall? the problem with faith built on bricks is that when we remove pieces, the wall becomes unstable, not something i would actually be able to stand on…this it would seem, shows that brick faith, was not as solid as i had previously thought. this may sound like no big deal to you, but it is to me. i am remembering with clarity more than one conversation, where i was adamant and unwilling to even begin to acknowledge that a brick could be taken out to be examined. i even said, “when you question that, it tears down everything i know to be true. and i won’t accept that. it’s true, because it has to be or other things make no sense.” this way of thinking is indicative of some serious faith-insecurity issues.

this concreteness is anything but solid.

faith like a trampoline… it is built on springs and we jump. we don’t hide behind it, we engage it, we experience it… and something the author pointed out that i like- others are more inclined to join us. the springs are foundational in one sense, but we can take them out to be examined. everything doesn’t come crashing down just because there are tough and honest questions.

i like that springs are coiled. they are shaped more like question marks. and i am a girl with a lot of questions.

i’m a visual person, so when i think of god, i usually see a big question mark. this used to be a problem for me and so i’d run and hide behind my brick wall (never on top of it), pretending everything made sense. but the order in systematic, linear thinking, is actually kind of chaotic. i’m learning that the question mark is not something that is wrong or something to be ashamed of.  it’s not a question mark that says i doubt his existence… it’s a question mark that that says i am infinitesimally small and He is infinitely great, and God is a beautiful mystery. when it comes to faith, i do not ‘check my brain at the door’, i hope you are not hearing that, but i do know that a being far greater than ourselves exists… He is solidarity, but not something to be formulated, constructed, or contained by our mere minds… i can not wrap my intellect or reason around the ‘i am-ness’ of this God who claims to care about such a tiny me, and i am learning that this is okay.
the questions are good. the springs are good. the springs that are shaped like question marks are even better. i would much rather jump on a trampoline than a brick wall. i am learning that the ups and the downs, the questions, and the things that don’t make sense are all okay… because when the dark night inevitably comes, and i am weary from all my jumping, i will be able to lay on my back to watch the stars, amazed by the God who’s hand has formed every single one, the God who’s very hand reaches out to me despite my doubt, not knowing, and questioning.

this is where true security is found.

 

November 12, 2008

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“it is ok not to be sure. anyway, most things in life are only educated guesses.”

-summer

summer, you are like hot chocolate and a good book on a blustery rainy day.

 

life update. siskel and ebert give this blog, two thumbs up. November 11, 2008

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action!

it occurred to me the other day, that my unceasing ambivalence, which follows the seemingly endless droves of information, thoughts, and plans that are read, daydreamed, and researched… has a source. admittedly, immaturity and fear of failure definitely play a part,  but there is also the very likely chance, that the source of this indecisiveness that is me, is resulting from the knowledge that life here is pretty much like a non reality. i say this because it’s completely true, and if there is something true to be said about things that are not real, it should at least be true things.

statistics (i finished last week- oh yahhhh!), anatomy and physiology, chemistry, and microbiology- all with labs, simultaneously, in an unfamiliar town, with lots of rain (my leaves are almost gone), and my nearest friend about 2 hours away feels a bit like something out of a movie… a horror movie without the gore. wait, i take that back, a+p is a little gorey at times. living in what feels like a real life movie set, is no fun… especially when the genre is not comedy, and it’s not inspirational (okay, i totally made up “inspirational”, i don’t think that’s really a movie genre, but if it were, and i was an actress, i’d want to be in an “inspirational” movie… okay, maybe ‘indie inspirational comedy.”

but enough about that, i give this movie, at least one thumb down. (one thumb up, because i’m working on being positive.)

but seriously, did i mention my aversion to science?

in case you didn’t know, i have an aversion to science. i also don’t like numbers. i prefer words and books and trees.

did i already mention that 6 out of 7 days a week, i wake up wondering what/why/how/ i am doing what i do, and if i should do it? answer every day: i have no clue, just do it, someday you’ll thank yourself- followed by some exasperated whining.

roll the freaking cameras.

in light of the revelation that occurred to me, i would like to say that i have it all figured out. psychoanalyzing one’s self can at times be helpful, i’m sure… but undoubtedly, if i told you exactly what i thought right now about tomorrow or next summer, inevitably the plans would change, and you would be disappointed and i would have to retract, and i so dislike retractions and disappointments. i would much rather admit that i am indelibly flawed (not in a self effacing way, but more like a self aware accepting way) anyway, though i have no idea what i am doing in the grand scheme of things, i do know this for SURE…  tomorrow, i have a brutal amount of homework to finish; a plethora of information on microbes to retain, as well as a lot of contemplating to do regarding joining the real word again.

cut.

 

oh life. November 2, 2008

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i am ambivalent

for the twenty first time this week,

which is three times today,

at least.

.

i am pondering options

again.

and the choices

that lie always

before me

.

this muddled mess of

privilege and

passion.

talent,

tangled

with the

felt truth

that i have everyone

but myself

to Please

.

makes me wish

i could take it all apart

unravel this

mass of confusion

separate the pieces of

displaced motives

and

misplaced time.

.

i would like to

lay it all out into

neat

organized piles

of maturity

and

commitment

.

but the choices

that are so

impressively

structured

tidy

and sure

.

i find

often make it difficult

to drift off to

sleep at night

.

because the answers

that never seem to come

with the questions

that never seem to stop

and the worries

that i stubbornly

hold onto.

play over and

over

and over

in my mind

.

this knot

that can not be so easily undone,

formed from my own

reluctance

and

formed in

the pit of my stomach

is slowly undoing me.